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2007: How was it for you?

Fed up with 2007 Reviews of the Year yet? Tough! here’s the Sloth’s highlights of 2007
Man Of The Year: Dermot O’Leary. Oh how we rejoiced when Ice Queen Kate Thornton was replaced with Dermot on X-Factor, and he didn’t disappoint, by camping it up, blubbing and giving the male contestants (not the girls) big manhugs. The best talent on X-factor by far.

Woman Of The Year: Amy Winehouse. Outrageously talented, and sadly a celebrity blogger’s dream. And with the best-selling album of the year, she proves there’s no such thing as bad publicity.

Celebrity Mess of the Year: Amy Winehouse

Car of the Year Not Including the Mini: The Maserati Granturismo. Can you imagine turning up in one of these? Italian sex appeal without the embarrassment of owning a Ferrari.

Car Most Likely to get Keyed Outside my House if I Owned One: Maserati Granturismo.

Car of the Year including the MINI: The MINI Cooper S I test drove. Just awesome. I want one!

Album of the Year: Amy Winehouse – Back to Black. Though released in 2006, I only really appreciated just how good this album this year. Real British soul music – you don’t hear Americans singing about being no good.

Singles of the Year – based on iTunes airplay, how often I sung it in the shower, and general fudging it:

1) Bleeding Love – Leona Lewis

2) Back to Black – Amy Winehouse
3) Umbrella – Rihanna
4) No One – Alicia Keys

5) Anonymous – Bobby Valentino
6) Promise-Ciara

7) Icebox-Omarion
8) Can’t Forget About You – Nas feat Chrisette Michele

9) Gotta Work – Amerie

10) Uninvited – Freemasons

Retailer of the Year: Ted Baker (of course)

Website of the Year: Facebook. So successful, my employer has blocked it.

Biggest Disappointments of the Year:

  • The iPhone. Beautiful, but no 3G and an 18 month contract with O2? No thanks.
  • Where was Whitney’s album?
  • Having to challenge people about their racism in 2007.

Things I’m looking forward to in 2008:

  • My Civil Partnership & honeymoon. Hooray!
  • Cousin #1′s baby
  • Cousin # 2′s baby
  • Brother’s baby (blimey feeling left out, must adopt a goldfish or something)
  • Mini Cooper S????! (had to put this last or my nearest and dearest will kill me!)

Facebook Rehab

You may have noticed tumbleweeds blowing through this blog of late, as my online time has been slowly but surely dominated by Facebook.com.

Social networking sites are all very well, but seeing as “Hey, wikkid profile pic! LOL! xxx” is about as eloquent as it gets, I’m going back to my spiritual home on blogspot.

Let’s see it as a kind of Facebook Rehab, aided and abetted by my employer who, spotting diving productivity levels, have put Facebook on their “block” list. Clever!